Written By
Farlin Paulino (Blaze)
on
Saturday, July 4, 2009
I can tell you that this is really a stupid thing to do. Those handrails are a moving pinchpoint, and kids get their fingers caught in them and sliced off all the time. She could get her hair caught in the handrail gap, and have her scalp ripped off, or be drug screaming down to the next floor. Or, her clothing could be ripped off...
Now, THAT would be fun to see!
But there are moments in which, for whatever reason, being it a scientific discovery, a voyage into the unknown, or somebody's excessive alcohol intake, humanity advances one step forward into its destiny, a final state of clarity and peace that will take us all to the stars. This moment complies with the three reasons. Ah, you Ms. Spinning Blonde in Jeans you. I love you.
As a note, statistics show that for every person who gets hurt in an elevator, at least 100 get hurt on escalators (often more).
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