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What Captain America Looks Like!

Written By Farlin Paulino (Blaze) on Friday, June 4, 2010


via: Sci Fi Wire
Yes, this IS officially what \<i\>Captain America\<\/i\> looks like!
Did Marvel hire BP execs to run things? Because all of a sudden, images from the studio's next two movies are leaking all over the place!
We already showed you those pics of Chris Hemsworth as the Thunder God in next May's Thor that made their way online, and earlier there was that verbal description of the designs for Captain America's outfit. But then Ain't It Cool News got hold of the actual Cap images that everyone was talking about!

Full pic after the jump!

Only In Russia: Funny Book Jackets.

Written By Farlin Paulino (Blaze) on Sunday, April 25, 2010

Imagine yourself on a public bus. There’s some free time on your way and you take out your book just to busy yourself with something. And now what will all the people around you do? Sure everyone will try to have a secret look at the text you’re reading or at least at a cover of a book in your hands. Now you have a good chance to play a trick on them all. All you need is just a funny book jacket and surrounding people will be shocked or at least surprised. So here’s a small collection of such covers.
book jackets 1
How to explain your child that you’re going to sell him. More than 3 000 000 books sold over the world (and twice more children).

book jackets 2
Stifling a cat in 15 seconds. From the authors of “Plucking a turtle out” and “Shortening a grass snake”.
book jackets 4
So you have leprosy. Reference book for a patient. Hundred answers for hundred questions not taking into consideration “Oh God, why me exactly?!”
book jackets 5
How to attract attention while reading a strange book. A new book from the author of one of the previous books.
book jackets 6book jackets 15
Where to wash oneself in the Moscow (St. Petersburg) subway?
book jackets 7
“War and Peace” in comics
book jackets 8
The bald. Who are they and what can they give to the world?
book jackets 10
Preparing for vacation. Learning filthy Finnish language in seven days
book jackets 12
Methods of removing appendicitis with an enema at home.
book jackets 13
Toenails. Do you really need them?
book jackets 14
Actions of self-defense at sales. With discounts from 50%
book jackets 16
Boyfriend from a chewing gum. + bonus patterns.
book jackets 17
Turn away! I’m reading.
book jackets 19
Basic course in quantum phisics and striptease.
book jackets 21
Pair socks. Myth or reality?
book jackets 22
What to put on going to library?
book jackets 23
400 words of three letters.
book jackets 24
Hookah made of a bicycle pump.
book jackets 26
How to take pleasure in examinations?
book jackets 27
Business negotiations in a karaoke bar. 37 rules of success.

The Only Ways You Can Get Lucky In A Strip Club

Written By Farlin Paulino (Blaze) on Monday, April 19, 2010

Strip Club
It’s every guy’s dream while at a strip club.  It’s also every guy’s complete idiotic delusion.  “Oh she’s definitely into me.”  “She’s giving me her number!”  “I’m so getting laid.”  No.  No you’re not.  You have absolutely zero chance at having sex with the strippers at the strip clubyou are currently visiting.
I’m still amazed that so many guys get sucked into this stuff.  Fellas, they are doing their jobs.  They are there to make money.  They are not there to blow you, have sex with you, or call you a dick.  They are there to be nice, strip, and make money.  That is all.  So while you think these woman dig you, they don’t.
However, I’m here to rescue all you guys from your wallets.  If you really want to have sex with a hot stripper, here are the five realistic ways you will accomplish this feat…
You spend tons of Money
Strippers
Let’s be realistic here.  Your average Joe has about zero shot at actually getting laid at a strip club.  However, if you have a super amount of money to spend then you just never know.  Clearly the champagne room is your best shot but honestly fellas, you’re looking at probably 5 grand or even more just to do what you probably could if you got drunk enough and hit on some ugly chick.  I mean is it really worth it?  Probably not.
You Own the Strip Club
Strip Club Owner
Dare I say “testing” the merchandise?  I’m sure, in fact positive there are some seedy ass strip clubs out there where some under the table dirty deeds are done between employee and boss.  Not that I’d ever want to be a part of that but like I said, there has to be plenty of instances of this around.
You Too Are a Hot Stripper
Strippers
Ain’t nothing wrong with a little mixing of business and pleasure.  Oh and I’m referring to female strippers so fellas, don’t get any ideas here.
You are a Celebrity (Actor or Rock Star or Athlete)
Lohan
This kind of falls in line with the money thing but not all famous people are rich.  And if you happen to be famous a stripper might very well use her sexual powers to try and get herself into the limelight as well.
You Get Extremely Lucky at That Particular Moment
Luck
I’ve seen it happen.  You just never know.  Maybe once or twice a year all of us experience moments that are too good to be true.  So with the right moment and timing, you just might find a stripper at her most vulnerable moments where she feels like giving you a little more than just a lap dance.

Opera Mini For The iPhone: An Honest Review

Written By Farlin Paulino (Blaze) on Thursday, April 15, 2010







Ok, everyone seems to be very happy to see a browser with a known name on the App Store. And sure, this app is good, but not ok. It doesn't seem to recognize iPhone-friendly sites. it just loads the mobile version or the full version; some famous sites are not rendered very well, just try and load Gizmodo and you'll notice. The interface is beautiful, I may add; speed dial seems to fasten the process of casually browsing, and sure, it's faster doing some things, but remember that the sites you visit are compresed on a server before being brought to you, that means some sites won't have up-to-date info from time to time. Finally, Opera is a good browser, and hey! It's free. Use it for casual reading, this is where you'll find it useful, as you don't care that much on the layout of the page, just the info. It won't replace Safari.


Windows Phone 7 Series, you're next.




Overall score: 3 stars out of five.





Competitive Advertising

Written By Farlin Paulino (Blaze) on Sunday, April 11, 2010





From BMW to Audi

Congratulatios to Audi for winning
South African Car of the Year 2006
From the Winner of
World Car of the Year 2006

From Audi to BMW

Congratulations to BMW for winning
World Car of the Year 2006
From the Winner of SIX CONSECUTIVES
Le Mans 24 Hours Races
2000 – 2006

From Subaru to BMW and Audi

Well done to Audi and BMW for Winning the “beauty contest”
From the winner of the 2006 International Engine of the Year

From Bentley to BMW , Audi and Subaru

iPad: Smashed. Money: Wasted. I: Sad.

Written By Farlin Paulino (Blaze) on Sunday, April 4, 2010

I don't want to go into the conversation whether what you did is wrong or right. It's your own problem what you do with your money. But please explain me what exactly are you trying to prove here. Is it that apple sucks? iPad sucks? World sucks. Nothing to prove? By the way I am not sarcastic I just honestly want to understand the reason of this video. Kay thnx bye.


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